Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

raisehelia:

hollywood-voodoo:

lobstmourne:

shithowdy:

ayemdee:

cat with money

a metal buzzard with aerodynamically impossible wings

punkass lil shit whose pants dont fit

sentient thumb with leaf

a very spooky cat

Otter with a vengence

(via carrionbeast)